Great Caesar’s Ghost On A Hot Buttered Pumpernickel Roll!

This kid is so getting beat up at school:

When a young St. Paul boy got to pick the theme for his third birthday party, he didn’t pick Nemo or the Wiggles or Dora the Explorer. He didn’t even pick his favorite sports team.
Henry Schally picked “The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer”.
His mother, Jennifer Schally, designed party hats complete with pictures of the PBS news program’s regular contributors.

And who says we Minnesotans are boring people?
The best pull-quote from the piece has to be the following:

“He’s really a normal kid,” Jennifer Schally said. “I think beyond this, he’s pretty fun-loving.”
“Outside of 6 to 7 o’clock every weekday night, he’s pretty normal,” Troy Schally clarified.

Yup, just that 1 hour out of 24 that you’ve got to worry about, Mr. Schally.