Curse you, Tycho and Gabe, for pointing out that NERF now sells a certifiable NERF dart sniper rifle, as my life will remain woefully incomplete short of me acquiring one. And trust me, the above excuse/title of this post does not work on spouses, credulous or otherwise.
Dang. That really makes me miss my Vortex Tornado…
“Clearly, Honey, The Baby NEEDS One.”
