Your Daily Dose Of Nihongo Desu Weirdness

Ahhh, Land of the Rising Sun, how I long to visit you and be wowed by your Don’t-Laugh-Or-A-Ninja-Will-Spank-You game shows:

Not to mention see your disturbingly cheery potty training videos:

Seriously, that’s one happy poo. Makes Mr. Hanky look like a piker by comparison…