Curse You, Wawa!

She’s too…old! Look at her!  She’s oooold!Upon entering a Wawa store this afternoon to purchase some frothy caffeinated beverages I noted a tear-off calendar placed prominently next to the cash register declaring in bold letters “If you were born after this date: February 25th, 1989, you can’t buy cigarettes.”
1989. Let that one sink in a bit. Kids that barely missed being born in the ’90’s can vote, buy firearms and tobacco.
I feel so old, it’s not even funny. Stupid Wawa and their crappy calendar for jerks.

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Doug
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