Bloody Brilliant!

Wii Fit: “No, honey, it’s not about Zelda, it’s a workout program! I swear I’ll lose my beer gut!”

Now you just have to find one of the stupid units (and it’s not like Nintendo is going to be helping you out any. Jerks.).
ADDENDUM:
“No, honey, I have absolutely no interest in Super Mario Galaxy, either!”

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