Dialog, almost verbatim, from last night’s bedtime ritual:
Me: [Having just read the story of Moses getting the Ten Commandments from God] What did God tell Moses to tell the people?
Will: …
Me: He said “Do not…”?
Will: Kill!
Me: And “Do not…”
Will: …
My Wife: [Suggesting helpfully] “Do not st…”
Will: Steve!
Me: [Covering my mouth so as to obscure the smile now plastered across it] No, son, God did not tell Moses to tell the people “Do not Steve”. He said “Do not steal.”
Will: …Oh. Yes, do not steal!
Scenes From A Preschooler’s Bedtime
Well, at least he got one of the more important ones first, lol….
I dunno, man. are you sure it’s okay to Steve.
I think we first need to define “to Steve” and then we can get a ruling as to its propriety vis a vis the Mosaic code.
I’m pretty sure it’s a sin to “Leeeeeroooyyy Jennnnkiinnnnnss!”, though.
Long-lost Eleventh Commandment: Thou Shall Not “Steve”. http://bit.ly/hKjhK First to define “to Steve” shall win a prize.
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I like pizza Steve!
Leeerooyyyy Jennkinnnnnnnnsss…..you said a bad word