Tag: William

  • Pre-K Jargon File

    Pre-K Jargon File

    About a year ago, my wife and I were in the midst of watching the classic Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie-helmed Jeeves and Wooster and we were allowing our kids to watch it along with us. We had been watching episodes each evening and the kids were keeping up well, though one night my at-the-time 2-year-old daughter…

  • Scenes From A Preschooler’s Bedtime

    Dialog, almost verbatim, from last night’s bedtime ritual: Me: [Having just read the story of Moses getting the Ten Commandments from God] What did God tell Moses to tell the people? Will: … Me: He said “Do not…”? Will: Kill! Me: And “Do not…” Will: … My Wife: [Suggesting helpfully] “Do not st…” Will: Steve!…

  • Daddy/Will “Date”, March 2009

    Will and I hopped a train to Philly and caught a Wings lacrosse game over the weekend. The Wings were playing the Minnesota Swarm. Minnesota won, 13-12. W00t!

  • Three Years — THREE. YEARS. MAN.

    Three years ago, my wife and I welcomed young Master William into this world. In three short years, he’s gone from this: To this: Where has the time gone? My little baby is growing up. Happy birthday, son. I love you.

  • Sabbath Day Toddler Observation

    I’m once again in solid paraphrasing territory here, but T. Rex, while known for his biting prowess, was also reputed to be diligent in studying his Bible. The logistics of a sizable thunder lizard being able to use his puny hands to turn the pages of said Bible were left unvisited.

  • Real Life Update

    Just a quick update on the State of the State, as it were. Will’s gash is healing quite nicely and he’s due to have the stitches out tomorrow morning, while Kate’s cough has largely subsided. The doc prescribed steroids for her (due to her earlier bout with RSV), thus her encounter with croup seems to…

  • Pray For My Little Girl Again

    We’ve been through this before, but I’m asking again: pray for my little girl. She woke up ~2:30am this morning with a fierce, barking cough. She was actually coughing so loudly and persistently that she caused Will to have nightmares about dogs chasing him which subsequently caused him to awaken and spend a good portion…

  • Do They Give Out “Toddler Purple Hearts”?

    In what is sure to be a preview of things to come, Saturday ended up being a long, long day for the whole family. We supped at friends’ in the early evening and as the night wore on, Will, as is his wont, began to go a little, well, “toddler nuts”, if I may coin…

  • Space, Time And Mario: A Toddler’s Perspective

    Ahh, toddler logic. I received Super Mario Galaxy for my Wii as a birthday present from my in-laws and promised Will that I would sit down and play it with him as soon as time allowed. See, SMG is rated “E for Everyone” and, well, Will is definitely a part of “Everyone”, so I figured…

  • Wha? Who? Huh? Sooooo… Busy. Oh, Happy Second Birthday, Son!

    No, no one died, nor was I injured in some catastrophic accident and yes, my fingers still work. My reason[s] for not posting in well-nigh a week (the longest stretch without a post in a long, long time)? My boy turned two last Wednesday and it has been Le Crazee ever since. This week o’…