The REAL Carlton Dance
Mugatu would be pleased.
Year 2009
Start Your Day The Mythbusters Way
Not recommended by Doctors or Doctor Mom, I’d wager.
Oh, Zoze Vacky Churmans!
A Good Reason For Me To Avoid World Of Warcraft
…It’s apparently more addictive than crack.
Neo-Cockney Neologism
At the bottom of my underwear & sock drawer lies two pairs of boxers of marginal utility, ones whose use/comfort profiles relegate them to status of Boxers Of Last Resort. That is to say, I press them into service if,…
The Congressional “RAT Board” — Too Good To Check
“Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board”: a nice hidden provision of the porkulus bill our Congresscritters passed and our President signed. How very poetic and appropriate.
Broken Hideous Reindeer Lawn Ornaments?
Think outside the box, get some laughs.
The Day The Miracle Whip Died
So very sad. I blame Brad.
WoW, That’s A Lot Of Analysis
Brad and AndyII almost, almost have me convinced to join them in World of Warcraft for a free hittrial, but thankfully, this in-depth analysis of job security in WoW was there to, you know, give me a great deal of…
Monkey Man!
Reel Big Fish’s cover of Toots and the Maytals’ “Monkey Man” has become the Stewart household’s unofficial theme song. It is now impossible to put it on without my children beginning to dance, spin and generally cavort. Will occasionally even…
