Doug

Doug

Husband & father with youngins; Presbyterian; Will devops for boardgames; Dadjoke Enthusiast; Longtime WordPress user; The failure mode of “clever” is...

Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

If you’ve been reading the site at all this week, you’d know that I’ve had an extremely uncomfortable brush with Sunny 104.5 in the workplace lately. Well, to add insult to injury, they’ve changed the channel on the intra-restroom radio…

Okay, Now This Is Going Way Too Far

The Left in America has officially lost its mind. Apparently now, attempting to run down a member of Congress on the campaign trail in your Cadillac is considered “exercising [your] political expression” by some. Everyone needs to calm down, take…

Hey Comment Spammer Scumbags

Face the wrath of WPBlacklist, you scum-sucking lilly-livered monkey-loving no good sons of motherless goats. Apparently you have nothing better to do than post offensive “adult” links on my low-traffic blog. Well, no more. I hope you enjoy Comment Limbo,…

Stinkin’ Compliance Training

Lo, how I hate “compliance training” in all its forms! It’s not about training your employees, it’s about limiting potential lawsuits for “hostile” working environments. It makes me sick.

Know Your Animal Names

This week, in a blatant violation of all prior precedent, my crew at work was forced to change our Chinese Lunch Tuesday into the highly suspect Chinese Lunch Friday. I suppose there was a decent enough reason, what with the…