Smells Like Tee… I… I Can’t Do it.
The coworker that forwarded me this is a dirty, treacherous, mouth-breathing slug of a man and Paul Anka is a war criminal who eats babies, at least if this is any evidence. And yes, today is a Video Posting Day,…
Doug
Husband & father with youngins; Presbyterian; Will devops for boardgames; Dadjoke Enthusiast; Longtime WordPress user; The failure mode of “clever” is...
ULTRA!!!! (Ultra… Ultra… Ultra…)
This one’s for Brad.
Highly Illogical
If you haven’t had your fill of Internet Weirdness today, Leonard Nimoy’s “The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins” is sure to top you off, yessirree:
Rocket Man
The only thing better than one William Shatner? Four William Shatners, one of whom is a giant head, singingperforming Elton John’s “Rocket Man”. Groovy. (See also Spoken Word Slim Shady, a Futurama classic.)
Patriotism, Muppet Style
The Importance Of Being Earnest
Sometimes pursuing something earnestly is so earnest that it wraps the whole way around through self-parody and back into earnestness. For instance, Sonseed’s “Jesus Is My Friend”: I first saw this video when it was passed along by my pastors,…
Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Britain’s Daily Star solicited “Britain’s Worst Jokes” and this poor showing was the result. The Fark thread linking to the contest, however, is chock full of atrociously enjoyable puns and jokes. Enjoy.
Wheeeee!
Regular awesome: diving boards. Extremely awesome: people-flingin’ catapults:
Seven Years Later
Today hurt. This beautiful Thursday was eerily reminiscent of that clear Tuesday seven years ago. I’ve little to say, other than that the Big Picture’s collection of 9/11-related photos is well worth a look.
Master Your Vocabulary
…Or your vocabulary will become your master. Or summat like that, I dunno. Seems as though Aron was terribly, mysteriously ahead of the curve when he called out our current crop of politicians for their overuse of The Sphinx’s favorite…
