Just Peachy
Great. Just great. I have no idea why, but I woke up with the theme music from Zorro, the Gay Blade stuck in my head. Shouldn’t have had that double shot of Nyquil last night, I guess.
Category Humor
Those Invasive Sons Of Guns!
It looks like Google will be releasing their SoulRank search engine any day now. And you thought the Google Desktop Search was an invasion of privacy! (Have I mentioned Sean Gleeson’s site before? No? You really ought to be reading…
BREAKING NEWS: Japanese Consumers Buy Weird Crap
Remember when the Kameo Corporation started selling pillows shaped like half a man for lonely single Japanese women? No? Then you probably don’t read nearly as much inconsequential crap as I do… Ahem. Anyways, not to be outdone, it seems…
The Wisdom Of Slashdot (Condensed) – Episode #1
The English language is the unintended progeny of the attempts of French speaking soldiers to pick up German speaking barmaids.*
Patently Silly
The US Patent Office is a heinously inefficient bureaucracy that is overworked, underpaid and, in many cases, underinformed. They’re figuratively swamped with numerous idiotic patent requests as well as legitimate ones. Patently Silly takes the opportunity offered by this situation…
Dan Rather’s In Deep Trouble
Now that Encyclopedia is on the Case of the Misbegotten Memos. Brilliant.
Best. Reverse. 419 Scam. Ever.
It is to laugh: Prince Joe Eboh. Not sure what a “419 scam” is? If you have an email address, you’ve probably gotten one, promising you vast untold wealth if only you’d be so kind as to forward your bank…
Absolutely, Positively One Of The Funniest Things I’ve Ever Seen
This could quite possibly be (and I don’t want to oversell this or anything) the pinnacle of Western civilization, or at least modern culture and interpretive dance. Dang, look at him go! Direct link here if you want to save…
I Kan’t Spall Vrey Wlel
I generally pride myself on a good head for language and I consider myself rather adept at spelling. Why is it, then, that I did so atrociously on this seemingly simple BBC word quiz? Bloody Limeys. They think they’re sooooo…
MoDo To Kettle: You Are Black
Maureen Dowd, with nary a bit of irony, spake thusly this past week: There are moments – when my brothers are sharing some snarky thing Rush Limbaugh said about me, or the latest bon mot from Pat Buchanan, with whom…
