This little gem of a post over at LGF definitely pegged my “Monty Pyton-o-meter”. Look out, it’s burkha-clad Iranian female ninja police! Run for your life! (Coming soon to a theater near you: Steve Gutenberg in Police Academy 8: Iranian…
Dave posted a link to a New York Times story today about morons lazy shiftless ne’er-do-wells parents who have so little control over their kids that they’re “forced” to hire “coaches” to help them deal with the little monsters they…
Sign #45,152,567 That You Have Surrounded Yourself With Too Much Technology: Your computerized coffee machine has “eaten” a prepackaged coffee pack and is squirreling it away deep inside while the LCD screen displays the following message: “ERROR: Pack eject timeout…
Car Talk enjoys widespread acclaim, and rightfully so. Let’s expand the concept to computers – have a weekly pre-screened call-in show where two irreverent techies field all manner of tech support questions. Thick Boston brogues optional. I’m available to host…
Psalm 118:24 – ” This is the day the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.” Today dawned bright, early and clear. The sun was out and, while the wind did its level best to dampen…
…And, amidst the swirling anti-Syrian/pro-freedom sentiments flooding the streets of Beirut these days, Cattalarchy notices something interesting. Heh. It seems as though the US has indeed become the purveyors (both directly and indirectly) of “Democracy, whisky, sexy!”
I hereby present the Luther Burger: a bacon cheeseburger served with two Krispy Kreme doughnuts substituted for the bun. It’s no Twinkie Wienerdog Sandwich, for sure, but it sure sounds heartattackeriffic!
Today’s episode of Can I Get Fired, Please? features one “Lynne Deering” who apparently brandished a knife and then plunged it into a stack of papers on a student’s desk. In the understatement of the year, the spokesman for the…
Uh oh. This is the second time this has happened. Maybe it’s some sort of sign…
I suggested something very much akin to HR 97 – the “Reaffirmation of American Independence Resolution” (which is a resubmission of HR 568 from last term) – which was submitted by Representative Tom Feeney of Florida. The resolution proposes: Article…
