This Post Is Intended With Every Bit Of Sarcasm And Cynicism A Body Can Deliver

Witness the full majesty of the Philadelphia Eagles’ fight song:
Bwahahahah. Schadenfreude in full effect, baby.
‘Course, the obvious downside is I have to listen to whining about two suspect 4th down calls for roughly the next 8 months, but hey, it’s worth it.
Audio from The Four Squeezins.