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Playing Catsup
My various browsers comprise a veritable swaying, swinging tower of memory usage, threatening to cause my poor little MacBook to go belly-up unless I divulge some of the various links I’ve managed to stumble across lo these many unblogged days. So, with that in mind, here goes. Feltron’s personal “annual report” is a wonder of…
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2007 Fantasy Football Results, Week 4
League: Fulford’s Heroes Hiphopopotamuses defeated Killer Sheep, 149.55 to 77.40. League: RSGFFCL Rhymenocerouses defeated Bruschi Bunch, 104.75 to 82.37. Randy Moss came up huge in both leagues for me this week, sweeping me to victory. Had I had the foresight to start Patrick Crayton (picked up off the waivers in both as well), I would…
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 1
I haven’t had much time to post today (I’m working on a bit of something secret with a few other WordPress hackers), but I thought I’d take time to let y’all know how our Conchords did this past weekend. League: Fulford’s Heroes Hiphopopotamuses defeat HOUSE HUNTER, 155.65 to 92.70 League: RSGFFCL Rhymenocerouses defeated The Steel…
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This Post Is Intended With Every Bit Of Sarcasm And Cynicism A Body Can Deliver
Witness the full majesty of the Philadelphia Eagles’ fight song: [audio:fly-eagles-fly.mp3] Bwahahahah. Schadenfreude in full effect, baby. ‘Course, the obvious downside is I have to listen to whining about two suspect 4th down calls for roughly the next 8 months, but hey, it’s worth it. Audio from The Four Squeezins.
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 13
Soldiers of Fortune (192.25) defeated The Barrage (153) Well, that’s it, folks. The Barrage went down in a blaze of glory. I’m a little gratified that all the other division winners lost as well. I think it was just a bit of a freak week; in fact, there was only one higher-ranked seed that won…
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 12
Bumskis (163.75 pts) defeated The Barrage (151.75 pts) The Barrage (151.75 pts) defeated CTRL-ALT-DELETE (135.25 pts) As I predicted, I did indeed have trouble with the bumskis, primarily because of the loss of Donovan McNabb. Had I had a quarterback to equal t.b.’s Drew Brees, I belive I would have had a shot at beating…
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 11
The Barrage (196.50 pts) defeated Team V (140.50 pts) The Barrage (196.50 pts) defeated TO’s Cry for Help (143.75 pts) I pulled out another two wins in stellar fashion – while losing McNabb for the season to a torn ACL, Tomlinson and Chad Johnson both decided to go off and score me the vast majority…
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 10
The Barrage (191.50 pts) defeated Phyllis Diller Fan Club (180.25 pts) The Barrage (191.50 pts) defeated Deep Fried Turkey (153.50 pts) I returned to my winning ways in Week 10, moving to a 15-5 record with two big wins. While McNabb had what amounted to a rather pedestrian day with only 24 points, Tomlinson once…
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Fantasy Football Results, Week 8
The Barrage (159.25 pts) defeated Soldiers of Fortune (103.25 pts) The Barrage (159.25 pts) defeated The Man (142.00 pts) Despite a horrendous performance from Donovan “Blowin’ Chunky Soup in Tampa” McNabb, I managed to roll to a 13-3 record, primarily on the back of Tomlinson’s 50+ points. I’m still in desperate need of some wide…
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Fantasy Football Results, Weeks 6 & 7
And The Barrage uh… rolls on! Week 6 The Barrage (170.00 pts) defeated Fifteen by Female (167.00 pts) The Barrage (170.00 pts) defeated El Diablo (A Mexican Fighting Chicken) (161.25 pts) I moved to a 10-2 record two weeks ago, defeating two teams by relatively narrow margins. 15xFemale actually should have beaten me, but for…