It seems that I have a friendly spamstalker named “Wendy!” who is intent upon giving me a laugh or two for free. “Wendy!” seemingly æschews the traditional mass list of pharmacological, adult-oriented and “all-natural” male “enhancement” spam fare and instead tries, helpfully, to make me aware of certain goings-on in the world at large. For instance, “Wendy!” helpfully contributed the following gem:
Good day!
Why do dogs eat their poop? One reason dogs eat their poop is because it just plain taste good. Another reason is it could be a vitamin deficiency. One other reason for the poop eating is that it is an instinctual behavior in the wild to eat the poop to keep other predators from tracking their movements.
Some solutions for stopping poop eating are: You can put meat tenderizer on it.
What do you think?
Wow, I’ve found the same to be true too! Where did you get that at?
Bye, bye – Wendy!
“Wendy!” seems to have a bit of a split personality, as her next entry shows:
Hi there
I need help with my computer. I is always freezing when i open IE? What do you think?
Wow, I’ve found the same to be true too! How did you find that?
Bye, bye – Wendy!
So remember, folks, if you have questions about Microsoft browser technology or dog poop, just ask for “Wendy!” She’ll be happy to help.
Heh.
