Words To The Wise, From The Internet[s]

Do not make the mistake of 1) being a hypocrite and 2) letting Lewis Black comment upon said hypocrisy:

Drifting is for real cars, not Barbie Powerwheels:

The fastest way to meet John Malkovich, apparently is to 1) be Australian 2) blog 3) get chummy with his sister.
That there’s advice y’all can take to the bank.