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Schadenfreudentasticken
Regular readers will recall that I’ve had TEH HATEZ0Rs for WJJZ for a long time and, I must say, the only thing better than having it go off the air once is… Having it go off-air a second time. So it’s only a mild step up, from “smooth jazz” to “adult soft rock”, but a…
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Wildly Inappropriate Bathroom Music Selections, August 2008 Edition
Thanks, WJJZ, for Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” at 11:15 in the A.M. Nothing spices up a trip to the loo like that song, eh wot?
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I’m Going To Need A Silver Bullet, Several Wooden Stakes, Wolfsbane, A Cross, A Young Priest, An Old Priest And A Whole Mess Of Garlic
My disdain for “Smooth Jazz” WJJZ has been well-documented in this space and, lo! I didst rejoice when I thought it had shuffled loose this mortal coil but, alas and alack, my mortal foe has returned. No longer content with sullying the upper end of the FM dial (a position it gained by forcing aside…
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Be Careful What You Wish For
While I definitely rejoiced in the “untimely” death of Smooth Jazz WJJZ, my joy was definitely short-lived, as the corporate monsterswonderful, caring people in charge of such things replaced The Hideousness That Was with The Hideousness That Is – the “lovely” sounds of B-Fargin’-101 now fill our restrooms. Blast!
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O Frabjous Day! Callooh! Callay!
…He chortled in his joy. My issues with WJJZ 106.1 FM Philadelphia are well–documented in this space, so it is with no little schadenfreude that I officially note its demise. I come not to praise Smooth Jazz, but to bury it. The good news is that Smooth Jazz is dead in Philadelphia, replaced by an…
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Today’s Blatantly Inappropriate Song Broadcast Over The P.A. System While Yours’ Truly Was Using The Restroom
“Sexual Healing” by Marvin Gaye. Thanks, WJJZ.
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A Post In Which I Address A Radio Station As If It Were A Sentient Being
Now, I’m not the biggest fan of Sting, I’ll admit, but golly, SmoothJazzWJJZOneOhSixPointOnePhiladelphia, did you have to ruin “Fields of Gold” for me for all time by playing that awful Muzak version? And let’s not even talk about that horrific rendition of “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now” that you spewed out across the airwaves this…