Entry Pertaining to December 25th & 26th I think I’ve eaten more food in the past two days than a small east African nation. We’re currently stationed at my wife’s grandmother’s house and, in the grand tradition of Southern grandmothers,…
Don’t ask me how, but the following code will produce the 12 Days of Christmas: /* * seriously — run it 🙂 */ #include main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0
Entry Pertaining to December 22nd Yesterday dawned bright, cloudy and cold, at least in Texas terms. I was reminded several times throughout the morning that it was, in fact, colder in Dallas than in Philadelphia, a fact that, while interesting,…
Entries Pertaining to December 20th & 21st, 2004 It’s that time of year again – time for my wife and I to make our pilgrimage to Dallas. In classic Stewart fashion, the weekend immediately preceding our trip was harried, hectic…
Entries Pertaining to December 20th & 21st, 2004 It’s that time of year again – time for my wife and I to make our pilgrimage to Dallas. In classic Stewart fashion, the weekend immediately preceding our trip was harried, hectic…
They just turned the house lights on me, the A/C units are making funny noises, and I swear that color copier just whispered something to me. I am outta here!
Well into my 13th hour on the job, all of reality begins to shift around me. Oh look! The Care Bears are dropping by to say hello! I better get going before I fall asl..asdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff455555555555555555555q344 *BZZZT*
Why is Christmas just like Halloween? Because Dec(25) = Oct(31). Haw. *snort*
This weekend is our end-of-year “maintenance window”, wherein I and three other sysops all hack ourselves bleary-eyed through a virtual forest of unpatched Mac and Windows machines out on the engineering floor. I’m currently in my 11th hour today and…
I can’t quite wrap my mind around this one – it almost certainly has to be a hoax: Hriders.com gives out free 1TB [you read that right, one terrabyte -ed.] email accounts. Makes my puny 1GB GMail account seem puny…
