A hobbled, recently-injured, 60%-effective Terrell Owens with little-to-no lateral cutting ability is roughly 3.46 times the player Freddie “The People’s Chump” Mitchell is at 100%, only with 49% less trash talking, guaranteed. Ameriquest is a devious, devious company. Everyone knows…
I’m not making any of these up. Window dummies in bridal shops have Eagles helmets and jerseys over top of the wedding attire Random citizens stand out by main thoroughfares waving giant Eagles banners at passersby 75% of the congregation…
Only in Philly: Heh.
Twenty-fourth in a series skiver (sky·ver) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~n. 1. one who avoids tasks or work in general; a shirker. [see also sloper] 2. a splinter of wood embedded in the skin (also skelf). ~v. 3. skive (“Ah cannae…
…for ‘El Wingador’ has regained his Wing Bowl crown, beating Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas. It’s just not right that a little woman can out-eat all those huge truckers.
Subtitle: Why I haven’t posted much until now (as interpreted through a commonly recognized/often imitated/well-nigh cliched television commercial concept). Owning a tape library that breaks down and eats a tape: $0. Spending all day with a service technician verifying that,…
Twenty-third in a series greet (gree·t) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~v. 1. to cry, weep. 2. gravel or grit. ~adv. 3. greetin’ (“Stope greetin’! It wisnae that sair.“) ~adj. 4. greetin’ face cry baby; one who is prone to tears or…
It seems as if the press has gotten ahold of some journal entries from yesterday’s plastic hostage drama. The entries offer an intriguing view into the thought processes of our action figures in uniform: 19 January 2005: The Slinky betrayed…
Twenty-second in a series thrawn (th·raw·n) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~adj. 1. twisted; distorted or misshapen. 2. stubborn or obstinate (often in “Jeez O, yer a thrawn auld bugger!“). 3. to be cross; in a dour or sullen mood.
Q. What happens when Isamist nutjobs can’t take a real soldier hostage? A. Hold a G.I. Joe doll “hostage”. And then sucker the A.P. into running the story. Looks like CNN was fooled for a bit on-air, too. *chuckle*
