1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God…
…other times, you know you are. Now, I’m not saying that I know this from personal experience, but let’s just take a hypothetical situation: Let’s say that you just saw Shaun of the Dead and really enjoyed it, particularly the…
I’ve been increasingly disappointed in the “fortunes” that have been appearing in my fortune cookies at my weekly “Chinese Tuesday” outtings. For instance, today’s read: The will of the people is the best law. That’s not a fortune, that’s bloody…
NPR’s coverage of the tsunami aftermath has been increasingly getting on my nerves. Not only do they seem to be executing a full court press ala FoxNews’ wall-to-wall Peterson coverage, but more and more of their reporting has been extremely…
Teri Gross’ interview with Ice Cube could, quite possibly, be one of the most bizzarre, surreal things I’ve ever heard. Do yourself a favor and click the “Listen” link on that page. It’s worth it, if only to hear Ms.…
I recently had a bit of a struggle with the cigarette lighter in my ’02 Taurus (yes, that Taurus), wherein it refused to release a cellphone car charger. After a good bit of tugging, it finally let go its quarry,…
epiph·a·ny Pronunciation: i-‘pi-f&-nE 1 capitalized : January 6 observed as a church festival in commemoration of the coming of the Magi as the first manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles or in the Eastern Church in commemoration of the baptism…
…Sometimes you just wish that a certain variety would just hurry up and go extinct, already! Oh, Fie! cruel and foul walnut, most accursed of all nuts! You besmircher of brownies, you foe of decent fudge, you profaner of Waldorf…
Great. Just great. I have no idea why, but I woke up with the theme music from Zorro, the Gay Blade stuck in my head. Shouldn’t have had that double shot of Nyquil last night, I guess.
Remember when the Kameo Corporation started selling pillows shaped like half a man for lonely single Japanese women? No? Then you probably don’t read nearly as much inconsequential crap as I do… Ahem. Anyways, not to be outdone, it seems…
