‘Twould appear that I am not the only one stricken with a severe case of stalking spammers. Gregory over at Twilight Universe recently came to the same set of solutions as I (Bad Behavior + another anti-spam solution), apparently, although he used a bit stronger words in his denunciation of spammers:
Spammers are the festering, pus-filled, boil on the [rear end] of modern communication. I wouldnâ€™t want to meet, see, or touch one of them without a Hazmat kit. They are parasitic, disease ridden, felch-monkeys, who are the moral equivalent of a leech and who I wouldnâ€™t piss on if they were on fire. Iâ€™d do that after their burned, scarred, remains had stopped smoking â€” and then Iâ€™d hit them with a shovel. They are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.
So bring it on you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slappers. Bring it on.
Preach on, brother.