Unsurprising Vanity Plates Noted On My Commute

Observed on a red Mazda RX-8 turning in to Abington Hospital: PA plate “DR PETE”.
Observed on a silver Toyota Prius headed West from Philadelphia: “LAWPROF”.


What is this beer you speak of? For lo, I am “down” with the imbibing, but perhaps it should be met with an equal measure of finely smoked and flavoured meats of considerable size and quantity.

The beer of which I speak is the one that you had promised way back when pending a certain event that has come to pass. It seems I will be moving shortly.