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“Hail, Oh Hail Our Alma Mater, Hail, Oh Hail, Lehigh!”

Wonderful. What a way to make a name for my school. Via Fark, I found out that Lehigh sophomore class president Greg Hogan apparently robbed an Allentown bank to pay for a $5,000 online poker debt.
What a Gator Fan. Wonder if he was a Club Raucher?

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3 responses to ““Hail, Oh Hail Our Alma Mater, Hail, Oh Hail, Lehigh!””

  1. Nerds even nerdier than once thought Sheldon Brown Shops at Target With apologies to Allan Sherman It feels too cold to be April 1st Newscaster Poll “Hail, Oh Hail Our Alma Mater, Hail, Oh Hail, Lehi… Accepting responsibility means never having to say you’re sorry

  2. I was just about to post about this guy. Why, I wonder, is his gambling addiction to blame? I think the guy has more than one major screw loose and/or some not-so-understanding parents and that he — not his addiction — is to blame.
    He went to a $20,000 a year high school. I haven’t even paid that much for a single year of college. So I’m not so subtley suggesting that the guy has money and plenty of it. So why would a loss of 5 large drive him to rob a bank?
    And who doesn’t laugh when the guys getting taken to the cleaners by the casinos are the finance/accounting majors?
    What’s more, how the heck do you rob a bank and not be nervous at all — so not nervous that your frat brothers are your get-away drivers and don’t even know it until the police show up?

  3. Dude, it made the DC 5pm news on ALL the channels. The wife and I were just sitting there, in awe, and then she blurts out:
    “We finally get recognized on TV, and it’s for this. And couldn’t they have picked slightly more sober-looking guys to interview?”
    That’s my girl…