06 January 2006
Proctor & Gamble Company
2 P&G Plaza
Cincinnati, OH 45202 U.S.A.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to you with a question combined with a suggestion.
As the manufacturers of the Pampers line of infant and baby diapers, I question your overall sense of judgement and experience in parenting, not to mention your diaper design specs. Pampers are generally considered to be the top-of-the-line diapers, beating out Huggies, Luvs, and storebrands gallore and this “quality” is met with a commensurate price difference when compared to those other brands. Given this reputation for quality, I simply have to ask: why do your diapers lack a rear elastic waistband?
Huggies, both Supreme and non-Supreme, contain such a feature. While the utility of such a thing might seem of dubious provenance to someone unfamiliar with the child-rearing process, experienced parents nationwide will be able to attest to elastic waistbands’ ability to stop the dreaded “jet of poo” effect. I speak here from a position of repeated tragic personal experience.
Please see to this oversight immediately, if not sooner.
A Concerned Parent