Have you heard about former Bush advisor Claude Allen who allegedly shoplifted almost $5,500 in goods from a Maryland Target store? Well, the story just gets stranger: he may well have a good shot at the old “It wasn’t me, it was my evil twin!” defense. I kid you not – he has an identical twin with a history of troublemaking.
Bizarre. Now, who’s going to bet me that the loony Left starts asking whether Evil Twin Floyd has ever stood in for Claude and advised Bush? That’d be a convenient escape route for policy blunders: “Don’t blame me, I was taking the advice of the evil twin all along!” If that flies, look for more Congresscritters to start hiring twins in the very near future…
Politics Is The Strangest Game
