Look Ye Upon Humanity And Despair, For Lo! Their Future Is Dim

Either these folks are auditioning for a Blue Man Group spinoff, or there is something seriously wrong with the entire human race. The Scarf for Techno-Addict Dorks, for when you absolutely, positively have to keep your Pokemon-playing ways out of the public eye.

Only an art student could come up with something so stupid. I think if I ever saw someone wearing one of those scarves in public, I would be overcome by the desire to run up and smack the idiot upside the head with a 2×4 and then sprint off, laughing maniacally the whole way.