Introducing The I.P.W.F.

On most mornings, my wife and I bring William in to our bed after his morning feeding to wake up slowly. Recently, he has taken to engaging in what can only be described as “pillow wrestling”: he wraps our pillows up in fierce bear hugs, staggers about the bed in his toddler fashion, sometimes executing mini-suplexes prior to tossing the offending pillows overboard, giggling all the while. Hence, the coinage of our new term to describe his actions: The International Pillow Wrestling Federation, or IPFW.
I’m thinking of making up some t-shirts.