One Can Learn All Manner Of Interesting Things On The Internet

…Like, for instance, the fact that Trader Joe’s sells Laphroaig and other fine single malt Scotches in California, at reasonably-reduced prices, no less. Trader Joe’s. Stupid PA liquor laws.
Of course, the largest StateCommonwealth store in my area happens to be located right next to our Trader Joe’s, but that means that I’m walking an extra 25 feet to pay an additional $5-10/bottle instead of being able to put my Scotch in my cart right next to the reasonably-priced chicken nuggets, steel-cut oatmeal and fruit bars that are the fare-o’-the-day at TJ’s. I reiterate: stupid PA liquor laws.