A word of advice, if I may: One should avoid eating Trader Joe’s Shredded Beef and Bean Burritos within a few hours of going to bed unless one really enjoys dreaming about being fired for bringing a female visitor in…
Today’s lesson, kiddies: never sign anything involving your house without reading first and then insisting upon having a lawyer take a look at the language of whatever you’re signing, especially if you’re dealing with Fox reality show producers. I feel…
WuzzaDem offers an insightful hilarious preview of the coming Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on John Roberts’ nomination to the SCOTUS. Heh.
“No, officer, I swear I wasn’t abusing common spray chemicals for an illicit high. What? Oh boy, is my face red gold!”
Nostalgia Central has compiled the 40 Things That Only Happen In Movies. They’ve captured the essence of silver screen unreality perfectly, with such gems as: 4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.…
Frank J. proudly presents Know Thy Enemy: The Patriot Act for all of you concerned about the upcoming renewal votes on the controversial legislation. A sampling: * The Patriot Act was passed 99-1 in the Senate soon after 9/11, with…
We all expected a fight over the President’s SCOTUS nominee, but when the best summation of the Dem’s strategery CNN can muster is: The nomination of Roberts, a federal appellate court judge, pleased Republicans and prompted Democrats to vow a…
Since the President announced his intention to put forth his SCOTUS pick this evening, rumors that Edith Clement was the nominee had been flying about in many political circles. However, Bush passed over Clement and nominated John Roberts instead (a…
Greg Gutfeld offered a few jokes for you Lefties out there today. Here’s a sampling: Why did the Republican cross the road? To get away from a black person. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because the…
Upon cracking open a new package of boxer shorts and noting with interest the letters “FTL” printed several times around the waistbands of said boxers, I thought to myself “Why would boxers be labeled ‘Faster Than Light’?”. I then noted…
