Category Humor

A Modest Proposal For Social Security

Mark Jacquith offers a fairly reasonable solution for the looming Social Security crisis: Stop paying benefits. Unintended perk: old people rioting is like regular rioting, but with canes, walkers, and in slow motion. Stop collecting Social Security taxes. It’s like…

Scott Ott Is On Fire Today

Everyone’s favorite farcical newswire service, Scrappleface, is always good for a laugh, but Ott is in high form today: McCain Offers iPod to Dems Who Vote for Bolton McCain Deal Confirms Bolton, Rejects Mustache U.S. Blamed for Koran Harm in…

A Warning To All “Guys”

…As defined in Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys: While our secrets have been kept safe largely by the fact that no one reads printed works that don’t contain the words “Harry Potter” anymore, our time may in fact be…

Tough Employment Choices

Whom would you rather work for – a top-flight law firm or the CIA’s Office of General Counsel? The CIA offers some compelling reasons to choose them. Heh.

“Insta” Pundit Strikes Again

As previously noted, Glenn Reynolds has been slacking on the “Insta” portion of his nom de ‘Net. He’s apparently expecting a copy of the physical version of John Scalzi’s superb Agent to the Stars. From the looks of things, Glenn…