Astounding
Why is no one paying attention to the hideous slayings of a Coptic Christian family in Jersey City? Is no one else even the slightest bit concerned that, yet again, the jihadi nutjobs are here in the US and perpetrating…
Category Observations
Hmmmm.
Keanu Reeves gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. A few thoughts: Really? Really? I mean, Little Buddha, Sweet November, and Johnny Mnemonic. Has no one in Hollywood any shame? (Don’t answer that). On the other hand, Bill and Ted’s…
A Post In Which I Try My Hand At International Diplomatic Conspiracy Theory
Date of Team America: World Police premiere: October 11, 2004. Last known sighting of Kim Jung Il: late September, 2004. Could it be that Parker and Stones’ crude, foul and furious spoof in which a deranged Kim Jung Il is…
A Quiet Moment Of Contemplation
Have you ever sat down, taken an honest assessment of your life and thought to yourself: “What idiot left me in charge? And what fool gave me a salary? I shouldn’t be trusted with a paper route, let alone an…
Brilliant Idea Of The Day
I know, let’s add caffeine, fruit flavoring, guarana and ginseng to our beer. Why? Why must Budweiser further sully the good name of beer? Isn’t Bud Lite enough of an insult to tastebuds the world over? The fiends!
Arrrrrrrgh! Curses!
What is it with friends’ weddings? Gah! Looks like I’m going to have to miss yet another U2 concert because of one. Thanks, Brad, thanks Andy. Can’t you guys get ESP and sanity check your wedding days for potential U2…
The Groining List
I maintain a mental “groining list” that consists of the public and semi-public figures that, should I ever physically encounter them, I intend to give them a good kick in the groin, simply for principle’s sake. It’s a small list…
*sigh*
It used to be that you could count on certain things – Red Sox losing, Eagles choking, etc. Now, my world is blown apart. How can I ever trust a football franchise again? The entire city of Philadelphia is going…
It’s Really Coming Down Out There
Looks like the snow is piling up to about 8 inches or so in places. Just thought all of you stuck in South Carolina might like to know that.
And Another Thing
…Mr.-I-Know-What’s-Best-Because-I-Have-A-Medical-Degree: Did you ever think that maybe it’s you that needs to lose 10 to 15 pounds? Hmmmm?
