A hobbled, recently-injured, 60%-effective Terrell Owens with little-to-no lateral cutting ability is roughly 3.46 times the player Freddie “The People’s Chump” Mitchell is at 100%, only with 49% less trash talking, guaranteed. Ameriquest is a devious, devious company. Everyone knows…
I’m not making any of these up. Window dummies in bridal shops have Eagles helmets and jerseys over top of the wedding attire Random citizens stand out by main thoroughfares waving giant Eagles banners at passersby 75% of the congregation…
Only in Philly: Heh.
History is on the Patriots’ side in the Superbowl, it would seem: [I]n the last 38 Super Bowls, teams with an animal mascot have played against a team with a human mascot 25 times, with the human mascot team winning…
Scrappleface: Eagles Win NFC Title, Fans Boo Hot Dog Vendor It’s funny because it could be true.
It used to be that you could count on certain things – Red Sox losing, Eagles choking, etc. Now, my world is blown apart. How can I ever trust a football franchise again? The entire city of Philadelphia is going…
While we already knew that Laura Bush worships the Dark Lord of Rock, new photographic evidence has come to light proving that it isn’t merely the First Lady that’s been infected with this plague. Apparently, Barbara Jenna has been known…
Nothing says “class” like harassing and spitting on opposing players’ wives. I hate this place.
I really wish they’d stop trying, but Philly fans gave yet another reason to hate them this morning. On my way in to work this morning, I flipped the radio to Y-100 to hear them plugging a contest they’re running…
…or is anyone else praying for a speaker or light to drop from the Georgia Dome’s ceiling, crushing Tony Siragusa in the process? I kid, of course. I don’t wish physical harm on the Fox Sports “broadcaster”. Honestly, though, he…
