Literal Barrage

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    A Post Delayed Is A Post Denied

    Or: How I Have Virtually Assured Myself Of The Irrelevance Of The Information Contained Herein By Merit Of Waiting Until A Full Two Weeks After Bride And Groom Returned From Their Honeymoon To Post This Drivel I am many things to many people, but those that know me best know that there is one thing…

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    This Just Gets Worse And Worse

    Not only is Brad’s wedding costing me a U2 concert and Wendy’s “Free Frosty” weekend, but now I’ve got to forgo a chance at winning an authentic Darth Vader helmet purportedly valued at $3,000. Stupid wedding.