Literal Barrage

…Cause I'm only playing catch-up.
See, because it's a homonym with… Bah, never mind. On with the Friday Link Dump!
Hollywood is definitely out to retroactively destroy my childhood. How else can one explain their insistence on changing G.I. Joe from hard-charging defenders of America into a namby-pamby "international" strike force under the auspices of [...]

Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren. Welcome to "Doug's Brauhaus von Linkenarbeitsgemeinschaftigenluftenwarnungsteinen". Tonight we are featuring a sumptuous feast of the finest in hand-picked links, personally selected by the owner. Please won't you consider the menu?
First off, we have two exquisite examples of technological cluelessness, the first of which, "Shut Up I [...]

I were sick yesterday and thus had nary a moment to spare in posting to the blog.
To make amends, may I present America's team at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, SturgeonFace.com, the Internet's only collection of photos of people caught with lower lip extended, sturgeon-like, a coffee mug designed to allow you to precisely [...]

Time for a little link dump, I'd say.
Looking for an oldschool flair for your newschool iPod? Best grab a boombox dock, then.
Via Wired, we have the wonder of officeplace Faceball.

[Yes, the post's title is an invocation of a certain Futurama episode. -ed.]
Presenting, with very little fanfare, a collection of (mildly) amusing links, etc. collected lo these many days.
The USS Robert A. Heinlein? Too cool for school.
Every friggin' Transformer, like, ever sold on eBay for a cool $1 million. Fark Photoshoppers envision [...]

It's that time again — time to free myself of a bit of mental clutter expressly for your edification. That's a win/win situation if I've ever heard of one.
Chinese-manufactured sedans: deathtraps on wheels and headed to a dealer near you, 'twould seem.
It seems as though prior to the British-hostage-sailors incident, the Iranians tried it [...]

For instance, this is the single best video of a squirrel slingshot you are likely to see. Ever.