Kudos to the submitter of the following headline linking to a CNN story about the Hubble: There once was a spacecraft named Hubble, Whose finances fell into trouble. When its budget runs dry, It will fall from the sky And…
Twenty-fifth in a series wheesht (whee·sht) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~v. 1. a call for quiet or silence; used as an interjection Wheesht! to bring about or continue, the silence of others. ~esp. children (often in “Will ye wheesht, you pair!…
Do not, I repeat, do not follow any of the advice laid out here. You’re far more likely to tick your man off than to ingratiate yourself by pursuing any of those “tips”. The best advice is: laugh at the…
Y’all don’t see ’em (because I’ve got a nifty blacklisting tool installed) but the comment spammers have returned in full force. I’m going to have to take some dramatic CAPTCHA action very soon. Details to follow.
A hobbled, recently-injured, 60%-effective Terrell Owens with little-to-no lateral cutting ability is roughly 3.46 times the player Freddie “The People’s Chump” Mitchell is at 100%, only with 49% less trash talking, guaranteed. Ameriquest is a devious, devious company. Everyone knows…
I’m not making any of these up. Window dummies in bridal shops have Eagles helmets and jerseys over top of the wedding attire Random citizens stand out by main thoroughfares waving giant Eagles banners at passersby 75% of the congregation…
Only in Philly: Heh.
Twenty-fourth in a series skiver (sky·ver) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~n. 1. one who avoids tasks or work in general; a shirker. [see also sloper] 2. a splinter of wood embedded in the skin (also skelf). ~v. 3. skive (“Ah cannae…
Apparently GMail recently upped its “invite a friend” quota to an unholy 50(!) per user, meaning that I now have 50 GMail invites burning a virtual hole in my virtual pocket. Leave a comment and your email address (soandso -at-…
To answer my own question: not quite, but I’m close. I am adamantly pro-life and proudly so – it heavily colors my views on contemporary politics, yet I still cling to a few other issues, chiefly tax policy, judicial restraint/strict…
