Gustatory Assault And Battery
“Sir, put down the burrito and step away from the car!” Heh: CLOVIS, N.M. – A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the…
Month April 2005
“Heaven Is A T-shirt”
Jim Caple – expounding upon the universal truths of men’s t-shirts. *sniffle* Bless ‘im, for he speaks with truth and wisdom. Hat tip: nobrainer.
Does Not Compute
Donald Rumsfeld drumming up support for our troops beside… Captain America and Spiderman? Noble sentiment, geeky implementation and hilarious pictures. Who could ask for more? Source: Say Anything.
“The Scream” And “Madonna” Burned By Filthy Philistine Art Thieves
Tragic news, if true. Some people are worse than scum.
Elevated Political Discourse
Isn’t the Left fun these days? From calling well-respected Evangelican Christians “the anti-Christ” to hoping that syndicated talk show host Laura Ingraham dies of breast cancer to actively wishing that Zell Miller’s visit to the hospital portends dire consequences for…
Rest Is Good For The Strongly-Opinionated Syndicated Columnist’s Soul
James Lileks took a break from writing Bleats for good portion of March and April in order to finish an upcoming book. ‘Twould appear as if the brief sojourn has done wonders for his pontificating side. Since his return, Lileks…
Sounds Like A Plan To Me
Pink License Plates Proposed For Ohio Sex Offenders. From the article: The pink plates could help notify police — and parents — of another type of offender. “It identifies them,” said Rep. Michael DeBose, (D) 12th District. “The primary reason…
A Feast Fit For A Bachelor
Eggs-in-Toast Ingredients: 3 eggs 3 pieces of white bread 1 pat of salted butter 1 tall, skinny juice glass Salt and pepper Directions: Preheat medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add pat of butter to pan and swirl to melt…
Geek Street Cred Post Of The Day
Darth Vader has started a blog. While his posts are funny enough, the comments provide auxiliary comedy by proving that even the Dark Lord of the Sith isn’t immune from job offers from the I.R.S. and Nigerian scam email. Kevin…
Prenatal Thanks
I am thankful that I am not: A Huichol tribesman of Mexico. Married to Fiona McCade, who obviously would prefer to be married to a Huichol. That is all. UPDATE: My lovely wife has pointed out that The Scotsman is…
