I’m Sorry
…was that too cynical?
Year 2005
And Now For Something Completely Different: A Conceptual Philosophical Inversion Post
Happy May Day, capitalist swine! Remember: Communism didn’t fail the People, the People failed Communism! If they hadn’t been so flawed and, you know, human, we’d all be living in a Workers’ Paradise of our own creation. (Bollocks to God…
It’s Like A Surreal Virtual Magnetboard…
I don’t know how better to describe it, although it gets to be a little aggravating when you’re trying to spell something out and people keep sniping the necessary letters…
To Quote A Fair-To-Middlin’ Scottish Band
Why does it always rain on me? My wife and I agreed to dog-sit for my parents this weekend. I don’t know if this is a corollary of my bad customer service mojo, but every time we’re set to take…
Gustatory Assault And Battery
“Sir, put down the burrito and step away from the car!” Heh: CLOVIS, N.M. – A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the…
“Heaven Is A T-shirt”
Jim Caple – expounding upon the universal truths of men’s t-shirts. *sniffle* Bless ‘im, for he speaks with truth and wisdom. Hat tip: nobrainer.
Does Not Compute
Donald Rumsfeld drumming up support for our troops beside… Captain America and Spiderman? Noble sentiment, geeky implementation and hilarious pictures. Who could ask for more? Source: Say Anything.
“The Scream” And “Madonna” Burned By Filthy Philistine Art Thieves
Tragic news, if true. Some people are worse than scum.
Elevated Political Discourse
Isn’t the Left fun these days? From calling well-respected Evangelican Christians “the anti-Christ” to hoping that syndicated talk show host Laura Ingraham dies of breast cancer to actively wishing that Zell Miller’s visit to the hospital portends dire consequences for…
Rest Is Good For The Strongly-Opinionated Syndicated Columnist’s Soul
James Lileks took a break from writing Bleats for good portion of March and April in order to finish an upcoming book. ‘Twould appear as if the brief sojourn has done wonders for his pontificating side. Since his return, Lileks…
