Shazbot!
Down again. Razza frazza, no-good mysql hogs.
Year 2005
Aaaand We’re Back!
If you attempted to hit the site this morning/last night, you may have noticed a severe lack of, well, site. It appears as if the mysql daemon went hogwild and crashed, thus sucking up all available memory, denying access to…
Great. Just Great.
If you’re reading this, then you’ve obviously noticed that LiteralBarrage.org is down for the time being. I have submitted several tickets to my hosting company but haven’t seen any response yet. On top of that, I learned this morning that…
Nice
IParkLikeAnIdiot.com. For those moments when you both need to express yourself and vandalize another person’s ever-so-deserving car. Heh.
Brilliant Fark Headline Of The Day
Kudos to the submitter of the following headline linking to a CNN story about the Hubble: There once was a spacecraft named Hubble, Whose finances fell into trouble. When its budget runs dry, It will fall from the sky And…
Your Scottish Slang Scots Word O’ The Day: Wheesht
Twenty-fifth in a series wheesht (whee·sht) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~v. 1. a call for quiet or silence; used as an interjection Wheesht! to bring about or continue, the silence of others. ~esp. children (often in “Will ye wheesht, you pair!…
A Note To All Women
Do not, I repeat, do not follow any of the advice laid out here. You’re far more likely to tick your man off than to ingratiate yourself by pursuing any of those “tips”. The best advice is: laugh at the…
Friggin’ Comment Spammers
Y’all don’t see ’em (because I’ve got a nifty blacklisting tool installed) but the comment spammers have returned in full force. I’m going to have to take some dramatic CAPTCHA action very soon. Details to follow.
Superbowl Observations
A hobbled, recently-injured, 60%-effective Terrell Owens with little-to-no lateral cutting ability is roughly 3.46 times the player Freddie “The People’s Chump” Mitchell is at 100%, only with 49% less trash talking, guaranteed. Ameriquest is a devious, devious company. Everyone knows…
Top Signs That Philly Is Taking This Super Bowl Thing Way Too Seriously
I’m not making any of these up. Window dummies in bridal shops have Eagles helmets and jerseys over top of the wedding attire Random citizens stand out by main thoroughfares waving giant Eagles banners at passersby 75% of the congregation…
