A Crime Of Unspeakable Horror

Krispy Kreme, why hast thou abandoned me?As I wended my way in to work today, I noted with a glum eye that the Northeast Philly Krispy Kreme has closed its doors, with very little warning.
How ever will I get my disgustingly-fat-laden-melt-in-your-mouth-good donut fix now? A shock of that magnitude could give a person a heart attack. Wait, bad example…