Chuck Norris – The Facts: A Bizzarre Fusion Of RealUltimatePower And Jack Handy

Have you seen the latest meme floating around the ‘Net, the facts about Chuck Norris? Some are downright hilarious, including:

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Heh. And the funniest part? Ol’ Chuck has seen fit to post his response to these “facts”.

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Just Proof of too much time on ones hands by all the responses to that post. they should be taking underwater basket weaving.

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