It’s fortunate that Congress disbanded HUAC, else I might have had to place a call this evening. You see, I witnessed my family watching two former European Axis powers competing against each other. Playing metric footballsoccer. On the Fourth of July. And my blood relatives were rooting for the Germans.
I tell you, they’re lucky there’s no one to drop a dime to on these charges, ’cause man, that’s just wrong.
Paging Senator McCarthy, Senator Joe McCarthy To The White Courtesy Phone.
