It’s Friday, You Ain’t Got No Job, You Ain’t Got No Money

…But you sure-as-heck have stuff to do, namely: check these links! Foo!
All you Philly area WordPressers take note: Matt Mullenweg will be in town next week and attending a meetup on Thursday. Grab a stool and swing by (well, not in that order necessarily…).
Quaker Oats: Scottish Edition, possessors of the finest box logo known to humanity:
Perfect for stuffing a haggis!
A sysadmin’s worst nightmare:

I physically cringed upon viewing that video.

Photoshop Phriday: Reverse Magazines. “Unpopular Mechanics” has to be one of my favorites, followed shortly by “Local Topographic”.
In-flight wifi on American Airlines — even more reason to love flying to Dallas.
Even foreign comedians are starting to notice Hillary Clinton’s trouble with the truth:

This wasn’t just a politician’s lie, it was the pointless lie of someone who sits on their own in pubs and leans across to grab you and lie compulsively. Her next round of soft-focus adverts will probably feature her soothingly saying, “My fellow Americans, I drank a pint of walrus milk once for a bet. I speak fluent Eskimo. I once ate all the gherkins in Belgium. My brother’s got a yak in his loft. I fell asleep on a night bus once and woke up in Munich, and had to get a lift back on a camel. I used to live on an iceberg. I’ve got a waffle-maker that works underwater.”

The Penny Arcade guys are creating their own distribution network/website for independent games (side note: excellent interview from Wired on this very subject), starting with their own “On The Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness”. Definitely worth keeping tabs on.
The single best spoiler-filled T-shirt, ever. You could make a lot of people very angry by wearing that one out in public.
As much as Ihnatko wants to push it, I really doubt Schmengerolling will take the place of Rickrolling any time soon.