Technology: Pros And Cons
Pro: Matt on paper shredders and their enjoyable uses. Con: Mark Jacquith on push-to-talk phones, or: “Your phone is NOT a friggin’ walkie-talkie!”
Category Asides
I Didn’t Even Know Pottstown HAD A Symphony!
…And then they bust out with Verdi’s “La Traviata”, Tchaikovsky’s Concerto for Violin in D and Rimsky-Korsakov’s “Scheherazade”, the ultimate “showoff” piece for a chamber orchestra, on WHYY’s Sunday Showcase. Pfeh, who needs the Philadelphia Orchestra when you’ve got stuff…
An Autumnal Gustatory Observation
Sweetzels taste like Fall, you know what I mean? Add some hot spiced cider and, well, dang!
Talk About Your Mac Envy
Whew. The just-released dual processor – dual core G5 desktop? Dang.
McSweeney’s – Asking The Important, Unasked Questions
John Moe askes Charlie Daniels Thirty-Nine Questions Upon Hearing “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” for the First Time in 25 Years, starting with: “1. The Devil won that fiddling contest, right? 2. Because isn’t that totally amazing fiddle feedback…
The Genius Of Fark Headlines
911 operator tells caller fire is actually fog. Historic fort catches fog, burns to ground. Heh.
Best. Teen Girl Squad. Ever.
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! Uh oh, we got a spinner! Be there like shareware.
Kubrick Was A Hack
The Shining – recut to be a feel-good comedy. As they say in Guinness-land: “Brilliant!”
The Death Grip Of Super Masculinity!
The Manolo says it is like Tom is trying to choke the Xenu right out of poor Katie. Heh.
I’m Sensing A Subliminal Bias
The Los Angeles Times wouldn’t, perchance, have a problem with Chief Justice Roberts, would they? Nahhh. Just a coincidence!
