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The Inexorable March Of Technology

This trend towards new-fangled “tagless” undershirts and boxers? Ah’m fer it, nae agin’ it. I mean, this is the 21st century, after all. Why should we modern men have to deal with itchy waist and neck bands? UPDATE: Those “dye…

Attention, Philadelphia-Area Broadcasters

It’s not “saMwiches”, nor is it “saNGwiches”, it’s bleedin’ “saNDwiches”. Because, you know, I’d hate for your advertisers to go on your airwaves, touting their wares, and have them make utter fools of themselves with their 3rd grade pronunciation of…

Ay Kay Ay

Apparently, I am a Corporate Ninja. I slip unnoticed and unrecognized, flitting from meeting to meeting, from shadow to shadow. My identity is fluid – I move from alias to alias, identity to identity. I’m a regular Simon Templar. What…

Why We Must Win

The following photo has been making the rounds of milblogs and right-of-center blogs: Picture released by the U.S. Army Tuesday, May 3, 2005 shows a U.S. Army soldier comforting a child fatally wounded in a car bomb blast in Mosul,…

Definitely Worthy Of The Fark “Hero” Tag

Loews theaters are going to begin publishing the actual start times of their movies (i.e., when the movie actually starts, not when all the obnoxious ante-film adverts run). Sweet. Now if only they didn’t charge friggin’ $10 a ticket…

A Feast Fit For A Bachelor

Eggs-in-Toast Ingredients: 3 eggs 3 pieces of white bread 1 pat of salted butter 1 tall, skinny juice glass Salt and pepper Directions: Preheat medium frying pan over medium-high heat. Add pat of butter to pan and swirl to melt…

I’ve Always Wondered About This

Eugene Volokh had an interesting post on the proper deployment of punctuation in proximity to quotation marks, particularly in regards to periods and commas. I’ve always been taught to place periods and commas inside of quotes, regardless of whether they…