Natural Selection At Its Finest
Note to self: do not, under any circumstances, attempt to reenact a Jedi lightsaber duel using fluorescent light tubes filled with gasoline.
Category Humor
Vader’s Lost His Touch
Time was that a galaxy-conquering evil despot didn’t even have to bat an eye in order to get what he wanted, let alone employ a Force choke. But to actually stoop to shoving a ticket taker and grabbing a wad…
Warning!
Under no circumstances does this website endorse going for a drive with Mr. T.. It’s not going to supplant Numa Numa, but it’s catchy.
This Just Gets Worse And Worse
Not only is Brad’s wedding costing me a U2 concert and Wendy’s “Free Frosty” weekend, but now I’ve got to forgo a chance at winning an authentic Darth Vader helmet purportedly valued at $3,000. Stupid wedding.
New Penny Arcade Phraseology
“I hit him so hard he fell off the Internet.” Heh. (Warning: Naughty “S-word” contained in linked comic.)
On Bumper Stickers, Hell And Mass Media Depictions Thereof
Lileks is on a roll today. First, on the subject of obnoxious bumper stickers: I have no bumperstickers, for the same reason I do not paste editorials with which I agree on the seat of my pants. I’m always fascinated…
Pegging The Geek-O-Meter
While there are many valid uses for lightsabers, I would be extremely wary of and advise against using them to fend off muggers, slice bagels, trim hedges or light cigarettes.
Dang It, Brad!
First, I find out that your wedding is scheduled for the weekend that U2 is in town, then I find out that I’m going to have to miss Wendy’s free Frosty weekend! Hey, maybe that’s what we can do on…
The ‘Dent Went Down To Georgia
U.S. President tours (former Soviet satellite, not U.S. state) Georgia, gets jiggy, errm, wiggly, stays out past 10pm. Press corps reels in surprise, can’t resist mild snarking. Details at 11. UPDATE: Gateway Pundit has the video of “the wiggly”.
Traipsing About The Precipice Of Surreality
I certainly hope that Strongbad’s “appearance” on All Things Considered doesn’t signal The Brothers Chaps’ jumping of the proverbial shark. Nahh. TBC have too much material to work with and are providing too good of a product for such fears…
