From the posted-even-though-no-one-but-me-will-get-a-kick-out-of-it dept. I know that we systems administrators tend to be a bit of an odd lot, but there’s been a quote that has floated around sysadmin circles for years. There are quite a few variations, but the…
Faced with the annoyingly insipid attack on George Bush Chris Rock decided was ‘A-list’ material, enough so to headline his performance at the Oscars, Jeff Goldstein did what he does best: lampooned the crap out of Rock’s idiotic GAP/Banana Republic…
Remember the Numa Numa kid? Turns out he’s a lad of 19 from Saddle Brook, NJ by the name of Gary Brolsma and he’s none too happy about his fame. Personally, I think he should bask in it. He obviously…
It’s always a treat when the Fark photoshop goons decide to give a murderous third world despot a thorough going-over, PS contest-style. Witness the results of them having at Papa and Baby Assad. Heh.
Designing and envisioning a piece of concept art requiring the use of Central Park: millions of dollars. Petitioning the city of New York for permission to install your artwork: millions more dollars (and 20 years of your time). Paying crews…
Who, precisely, needs a Banana Bunker? More importantly, who in their right mind thought of that “gadget”?
It seems as though Tim Blair has stumbled upon the transcripts of the ever-nefarious Karl Rove’s brainstorming sessions in preparation for the execution of Rathergate. The fiend! Heh.
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Microsoft, in an attempt to help all those parents out there troubled by their leet-speekin’ kids, now offers a “helpful” primer on just how to understand your otherwise unintelligible progeny. They offer such valuable advice as “Rules of grammar are…
If you don’t read James Lileks regularly, you don’t know what you’re missing. Lileks is a columnist from Minnesota and, while he publishes a semi-weekly column and has authored a couple of hilarious books, he’s also a bit of a…
