Eighteenth in a series stramash (stra·mash) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~n. 1. an uproar; a violent commotion or rowdy behavior; a melee. (“And players from both teams have now become embroiled in what can only be described as a giant stramash…
I know, let’s add caffeine, fruit flavoring, guarana and ginseng to our beer. Why? Why must Budweiser further sully the good name of beer? Isn’t Bud Lite enough of an insult to tastebuds the world over? The fiends!
Worst. Weatherman. Ever. It’s so painful, I can’t even get through it all. It sets off all my Lucille-Ball-vicarious-embarrassment receptors.
Citizen Smash is sorry. He’s sorry for all the meddling we’ve done in world affairs and he promises it won’t happen again. The list is worth reading, but his closing is a classic: P.S. If you need any help in…
Seventeenth in a series drouth (droo·th) Dialect, chiefly Scot ~n. 1. drought; long or extreme period of weather without precipitation. 2. thirst, dry mouth, usually caused by excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages the previous night (“Man, ah must’ve hud ten…
Iowahawk strikes comedy gold yet again with his spot-on parody of campus Lefty reactions to the Bush administration. A quick sampling: So let’s get something straight, Mister Black and Gold Fascist Face Paint So You Can Get In An ESPN2…
Sixteenth in a series teuchter (choo·chter) Dialect, chiefly Scot ~n. 1. (trad.) one who derives from the Highlands of Scotland (a Highlander); more commonly used by city folk to describe rural dwellers. 2. Gaelic-speaker (mostly to each other) esp. at…
Scrappleface: Eagles Win NFC Title, Fans Boo Hot Dog Vendor It’s funny because it could be true.
I maintain a mental “groining list” that consists of the public and semi-public figures that, should I ever physically encounter them, I intend to give them a good kick in the groin, simply for principle’s sake. It’s a small list…
While we already knew that Laura Bush worships the Dark Lord of Rock, new photographic evidence has come to light proving that it isn’t merely the First Lady that’s been infected with this plague. Apparently, Barbara Jenna has been known…
