Sweet creepin’ zombie Abe Lincoln on a flaming pogo stick! The owners/station manager/program director of B-“We Play Crap All Day, Every Day”-101 ought to be dragged out into the street and beaten within an inch of their lives with patent…
Scrappleface: Chirac Calls Peterson ‘Man of Courage and Conviction’. A simultaneous indictment of the French, Arafat and a convicted murderer of women and children (but then, I repeat myself). Ouch.
I know that I’ve warned y’all previously about the dangers of lawn gnomes, but I think that ninjas may perhaps be a more pressing danger. And, if Insomniac ever has their way, we’ll have the insidious Lawn Ninjas to worry…
I’m not quite sure why, but this Fark PS thread had me in stitches. It once again proves to me that there are many, many people out there who are 1) more talented 2) more motivated and 3) funnier than…
…that Col. West should be excused for his moment of *ahem* indiscretion. (Link mildly NSFW). It’s bleedin’ hard to get those kilts arranged correctly, I can assure you.
Wow. Just, yeah, wow. November 11, 2004 – New from the makers of Turkey & Gravy Soda: The Jones Soda Holiday Pack! Holidays can be busy and down right stressful. How can you squeeze in eating when you have much…
“I’ll Be Watching You” by The Police.
Last night’s Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror, sadly, seems to have continued the ongoing slide in quality that has plagued The Simpsons for at least the last several years. It just really wasn’t all that funny. The storylines were trite and…
It appears that (at least by the title of the post) I finally agree with a Democratic Undergrounder about something: Bye Bye Roe vs Wade, welcome Patriot Act II, SS privatization, flat tax Oh, wait, you mean those are supposed…
…or does Barrack Obama sound a lot like The Rock? Just askin’.
