“If”
Sharp Knife has a very moving post on the Terri Schiavo case. I quote it here in full: If If Terry [sic] Schiavo had only starred in “Superwoman”, we’d find a way not to kill her. If she were a…
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“Insta” Pundit
Glenn Reynolds: only 7 years behind the times. Heh.
They’re Baaaaaack!
Remember the burkha-clad Iranian policewomen? LGF has a video of the graduation ceremonies, courtesy of MEMRI TV. It features such memorable moments as: A group kung fu demonstration. Cadets rappelling down the side of a building. Cadets leaning out of…
Star Trek v. Schiavo
I’ve had a few intense conversations with friends and family over the course of the last week or so regarding the eventual fate of Terry Schiavo. I come solidly down on the side of “leave the tube in, because there’s…
I Certainly Hope No One Gets Charged In This Incident
In the wake of the 9/11 attacks, US airline passengers have tended to be far more vigilant and willing to step out and restrain potentially dangerous fellow travelers. Unfortunately, this new willingness to act, combined with a very “large”, very…
From The “Life-Imitates-Austin-Powers-Imitates-James-Bond” File
Phillipine police have reportedly killed two Abu Sayyaf [read: al Qaeda’s Pacific front] members nicknamed “Kosovo” and “Commander Robot”. “Commander Robot”? What, Jaws wasn’t around? Was Oddjob taking the day off?
Well Whaddya Know…
My site really does look like krep when viewed in IE. Lousy non standards-compliant browser. Well, better get to fixing that, then. *sigh*
A Post In Which I Give Voice To Inanimate Objects In An Attempt To Reenact A Scene “Ripped From My Own Personal Headlines”
Unidentified sharp object in road: “I’m pointy! And fierce!” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Pop!” Me: “…” My Taurus’ left front tire: “Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!” Me: “Shazbot!” UPDATE: Just Tires Cash Register: “That’ll be $30, please.” Me: [unintelligible grumbling]
Nabisco Is Full Of Liars, Frauds And Charlatans
Clearly their “1 Minute Cream of Wheat” isn’t. More like “4-and-a-half Minute Cream of Wheat”. I guess they’re okay with blatantly lying on the packaging. How do they sleep at night? Addendum: What’s the deal with Malt-O-Meal not being available…
A Post In Which I Give Advice To Michael Jackson
Dear Mr. Jackson: If you have a sane bone left in your body (and your in-court appearances call this into question), I implore you to, with all due haste and dilligence, forget everything that Britney Spears might advise you to…
