The Genius Of Fark Headlines
911 operator tells caller fire is actually fog. Historic fort catches fog, burns to ground. Heh.
Tag Humor
Best. Teen Girl Squad. Ever.
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior! Uh oh, we got a spinner! Be there like shareware.
Oh Noes!!!11!
If y’all thought the Kelo decision was bad initially, you aint’ seen nothing yet. It’s even hitting the blogosphere now! Over and over again, we at the Internet Zoning Commission have heard your concerns. Now, thanks to the US Supreme…
I’m Sensing A Subliminal Bias
The Los Angeles Times wouldn’t, perchance, have a problem with Chief Justice Roberts, would they? Nahhh. Just a coincidence!
So Disturbing. Can’t. Look. Away.
If you are, in any way, shape, or form as freaked out by the creepy Burger King ads featuring a giant plastic King head, then don’t click on this Fark Photoshop thread, as it will give you the willies, guaranteed.…
Morning Funnies
Scrappleface: Chief Justice Roberts Greets New ‘Legal Amigos’. IMAO: The Tom Delay Indictment FAQ. The Onion: Two Publicists, Stylist, Personal Assistant Injured As Nicole Kidman Turns On Handlers. Iowahawk: Rainforest Iowa: Right For America, Right For Puppies.
He Man Does 4-Non-Blondes
Words simply cannot describe the dance hall atmosphere that has overtaken Castle Grayskull.
Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law
I wonder if the official Chinese media will take this story literally too? The Onion: Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law. Heh.
The Top Ten North Korean Demands
George Bush, why won’t you deal with the North Koreans? After all, their demands are simple and few: 10. A respectable publisher for their dictator’s rap album Kim Jong Il’n. […] 8. The dog from Fraiser… in a nice butter…
Sage Advice
If you’re contemplating asking a stupid question at a nationally-televised press conference, Lt. Gen. Honore has some advice for you: Don’t get stuck on stupid. Translation: Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni. Heh. This phrase has already been…
